>>26
'I like to choke on a steaming pile of my own feces and have a slight scat fetish. In my free time I look up long past dead topics on 4chan and make unwitty remarks which I masterbate to in my sleep and presume to be quite hilarious. I'm the only person in the world who it would be fair to say that it would have been much better if I never existed because I am seriously in a tremendous waste of space. Even the tremenously bad people in history serve a purpose because they help bring the good people of the world together and steer the world in a positive direction. But I am not even that. I am human scum and have done the impossible and given the word 'nothing' a form that is actually visible.
My family hates me and gave my bed to my dog while I sleep in the yard and get raped by hobos on a daily basis. I pretend to fight them off but I am actually pushing them in deeper into the deep chasm that is my asshole after having been repeatedly violated. Upon ultimately becoming deceased, not one person in the world would mourn my death for I never should have been born. I will live out my life uneventfully and leaving no evidence of having ever lived, I will accomplish nothing.'
Now that's a fix'd for you faggot.