Mistaken Identity

One time, i was on the bus going to class, and i was sitting down but there were a bunch of people standing up. I saw this nice ass smushed up against the bus, in those sweat pants, you know, the ones that typically say 'juicy' or some shit? Yeah, so i was like damn, id like some of that. And then the person in front of me moved away. And then i realize it was a man. I felt so violated.

just think there are a probably loads of old geezers doing exactly the same thing to you