So I met this one girl

She was "DON'T RAEP ME!" so I was like "WHY NOT??" and then she was like "'CUZ I DON'T WANNA HAV THE SEX" and I was I again "WHY NOTZ??" and attempted to rape and then she was like "NOOOOO!" and crying and stuff and I was like "YEEEEEEES!" and then I came and she was crying like "I'M GONNA TELL TO MOMMY!" and then I run away.

So when I came back to home I was like "WOAH!" and then my doorbell ring so I went like "WTF" and my uncle was there. He was like "I GIEV YOO SUM MONEY FOR PRESENT" I was like "THANX" so he went like "NOW I RAEP YOU!" and I was like "DON'T RAEP ME!" and then he raped me so I was like "WHY DID YOO RAEP ME BITCH!" and raped him and then I came and he was like crying and I run away.