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A Day at the Bookstore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 5:30 ID:i7QLfWV8

I learned something new today. That is to go out for girls but have other reasons beside that too. I used to find myself getting really nervous when I'm out sarging. The reason was that I put too much pressure on myself because I'm excited over something that doesn't happens yet. Thus, my day would be disastrous if I didn't approach any girl. It's the same feeling that I used to have when I waited for a videogame to come out. I didn't sleep all night just to think about it. If tomorrow didn't turn out how I wanted to be and was not able to get the game then I would get all moody. That how I was, from a kid to being an adult. I guess I didn't really change much after all.

I went with my friend to Barnes and Noble today. My mind didn't really think about picking up girls at all. It's more like half about girls and half for the books. My heart didn't beat faster this time. I guess it works. So right when I got there, I looked around to observe the environment.....no hot girls. Ohh well, I'm not dissapointed since I didn't rely too much on it. I spotted a "The Encyclopedia of the DC comics World." I'm kinda interested in it after reading Batman graphic novels for the last few days. So I picked up the book and sat there for a while. I don't even think about getting a girl phone number like I used to. After a while my friend walked upt o me and told I'm supposed to pick up some chicks......I laugh at the fool. He told there is some hot chicks over there. I was curious.....so I walked around the store and saw no one that caught my eyes. I went back to finish up the book. I closed the book and walk around again to see if there any book or girl that interest me. My friend pointed out one. I walked up close to her and no....she's not. Later on, I saw her again....about 40 feets away. "Hmmm....she look pretty cute." I told myself. So I walked over to her and observe what section she looking at. "Teen Inspiration." that's what it says. Okay I got my situation opener....here I go.
Greenlake: Hi, I'm looking for some inspiration. What book would you recommend?
cute: Hmmm....I'm like you too. I don't know.
Greenlake: How about the Chicksoup series?
ciue: Yea I like them.
Greenlake: Really. Tell me more about it.
cute: Well, it's abuot teens who have friend or family that die.
Greenlake: Wow that's pretty scary. Have you ever had any friend that died?
cute: No, well I gotta go to my boyfriend over there.
Greenlake: Okay, it's nice meeting you.

That could be a rejection. But I reframed myself. "She probably does has a boyfriend, it's a learning experience and there are a lot of other girls" I say. Heh, rejection has never been any better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 5:45 ID:8S3ZD9Jl

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 12:34 ID:2UFa2B3F

>>1

i'll give u some teen inspirationnnn

MY DICK

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 14:28 ID:nA03Ce8U

So, like, once you get a girls phone number, then what? 

I tried leaving messages of me breathing heavily on her answering machine, but what else?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 14:31 ID:fkyL6a/J

Well... correct me if I'm wrong but does asking a girl if any of her friends have died count as a chat up line?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 15:15 ID:QpHpStQx

>>5
Yes, I fucked two girls after that line.
Another good one to ask is if she digs dog dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 22:36 ID:Z2yG/4ZW

>>6

My favorite line is to ask her if she's into scat. Works every time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 5:57


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