elevator masturbator

I'm working on a poem.

I'm an elevator masturbator
As soon as I get on, I start to get off

fuck poetry is hard, I can't even get a rhyme going yet

mad skillz

I'm an elevator masturbator
As soon as I get on, I start to get off

now you see, that don't please her
so now i'm all alone

end of thread.

Coming from the roof, down to ground floor
I cum on the walls, I cum on the door

In the UK, call it a lift, right
Got some YK, help my fist shift, tight

Elevator Action

Up and Down
Up and Down
It's getting hard
now i'm going to cum

the end.

>>1
*sigh*

>>5
Wait, YK?  I meant KY, but I don't mean Kentucky
Think about Elvis and a Thai girl gimmee suckee suckee

I go into elevator
I grab my dick
I'm great masturbator
It's getting big

I'm moving up
I'm moving down
And so does my hand
when I masturbate

I cum into walls
I cum into floor
I cum into ceiling
I cum into door
I am elevator,
masturbator

Then door opens
and gay sees me
I don't have pants on
so he ass-rapes me

That was painful,
but it was price
'cos masturbation
did feel nice

I cum into walls
I cum into floor
I cum into ceiling
I cum into door
I'm real elevator whore

This thread only proves 1 thing.

People will listen and pay for any old shit these days...

I loev this thread.

>>10
Workin like a dog for the boss man
Workin for the company
Im bettin on the dice Im tossin
Im gonna have a fantasy

But where am I gonna look
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

(chorus)
Love in an elevator
Livin it up whn Im goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up till I hit the ground

Jackies in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said can I see you later
And love you just a little more

I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
She said Ill show you how to fax
In the mailroom, honey
And have you home by five

(chorus)

In the air, in the air, honey one more time
Now it aint fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up when Im goin down

Love in an elevator
Goin down

(chorus)

Gonna be a penthouse pauper
Gonna be a millionare
Im gonna be a real fast talker
And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timin right
Its a test that I gotta pass
Ill chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your sassafrass

>>12
Proof.

Steve Tyler was jacking off in that video