Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 23:23 ID:S8IQFVIP
After a brutal game of football at the local park, my friend invited me over to play some sports games on his 360. I had nothing better to so I drove over to his house and together we both headed to the living room and got comfortable. Neither his wife or kids were home yet, so I felt comfortable taking my sweat stained shirt off and putting it aside on the floor. My friend did the same, but he didn't have as good as a physique as I did. We proceeded to play games for what must have been half an hour when my left shoulder started cramping up. I took a pretty hard tackle from a guy about half my size. I began to caress it softly with my right hand absentmindedly and didn't take notice until my friend mentioned it. Come to think about it, he's been watching me intently since I got there....
"What's wrong? Shoulder pains? I mostly have back pains from fucking my wife or all the multiple female sexual partners I've had over the years" he stated. I found that to be extremely odd, but I decided just to play it off.
"Yeah, I took a pretty hard hit towards the end of the game." I wasn't much in a mood for talking and was still focused on the screen, but I could see him wetting his lips from the corner of my eye.
"Here, let me get that for you" he said and he stood up and stood directly behind me. He started massaging my shoulders slowly and firmly. It felt good until my mind finally came to terms with what the fuck was going on.
"Dude! What the fuck are you doing? Get your hands off me!" I said this a little louder than I meant to and he jumped back a little bit.
"What's your problem man? I'm trying to do you a favor here. Don't be such a homophobe man. I'm not gay or anything, I just wanna help you out here." He then started to rub me slowly again. I have to admit it felt pretty good, but I was very uncomfortable being very sweaty with a guy's hands on my body.
I let him continue for a while longer before I pushed his hands away. He then put them back and went lower....and lower...until he was on my lower back. I leaned against the couch enjoying every minute of it until he went too far. He got his hands under my belt and started giving me a handjob. For a minute I thought I was back at my girlfriend's house and she was doing it to me until I opened my eyes and saw a sweaty balding fat guy looking lustfully into my eyes. Before I knew it I came and immediately stood up; I was drenched in jizz. Needless to say I was pissed, but more embarrassed than anything. I didn't know what to say so I just punched him in the jaw and ran out of there as fast as I could.
The next day I was so pissed that while he was at work I went over to his house and fucked his wife and killed his dog. Even still though, he has one up on me. We practically had sex and he is always gonna hold that over me. Helps me 4chan, what are some manly things I could do to get back my manhood or what could I do so I could be one up on him or at the very least be even. What do I do!??!?!!!?
"What's wrong? Shoulder pains? I mostly have back pains from fucking my wife or all the multiple female sexual partners I've had over the years" he stated. I found that to be extremely odd, but I decided just to play it off.
"Yeah, I took a pretty hard hit towards the end of the game." I wasn't much in a mood for talking and was still focused on the screen, but I could see him wetting his lips from the corner of my eye.
"Here, let me get that for you" he said and he stood up and stood directly behind me. He started massaging my shoulders slowly and firmly. It felt good until my mind finally came to terms with what the fuck was going on.
"Dude! What the fuck are you doing? Get your hands off me!" I said this a little louder than I meant to and he jumped back a little bit.
"What's your problem man? I'm trying to do you a favor here. Don't be such a homophobe man. I'm not gay or anything, I just wanna help you out here." He then started to rub me slowly again. I have to admit it felt pretty good, but I was very uncomfortable being very sweaty with a guy's hands on my body.
I let him continue for a while longer before I pushed his hands away. He then put them back and went lower....and lower...until he was on my lower back. I leaned against the couch enjoying every minute of it until he went too far. He got his hands under my belt and started giving me a handjob. For a minute I thought I was back at my girlfriend's house and she was doing it to me until I opened my eyes and saw a sweaty balding fat guy looking lustfully into my eyes. Before I knew it I came and immediately stood up; I was drenched in jizz. Needless to say I was pissed, but more embarrassed than anything. I didn't know what to say so I just punched him in the jaw and ran out of there as fast as I could.
The next day I was so pissed that while he was at work I went over to his house and fucked his wife and killed his dog. Even still though, he has one up on me. We practically had sex and he is always gonna hold that over me. Helps me 4chan, what are some manly things I could do to get back my manhood or what could I do so I could be one up on him or at the very least be even. What do I do!??!?!!!?