Mr Bag-On-His-Head

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I wear paper lunch-bags as hats to business meetings. Everyone looks at me funny, and then someone eventually tells me to take it off. I say, "I will NOT take my hat off! It is part of my culture! My religion! Are you are a bigot?" And before I can say anything else, the man or woman sitting next to me grabs it off my head, and throws it in a nearby trash can. Then I say, "Oh, no, you didn't! That's discrimination! I will file a lawsuit!!"

Then I wake up and think to myself: "That was a sweet-ass dream."