Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 23:40 ID:VbzQrSyn
So anyways its the end of the school year and I promised myself that I would do stuff that would get me noticed. Well, the whole year passed and I was much too timid to do anything until we went on one of the final field trips of the year. As we were walking we happened to stumble upon some dog shit and my friend was all like, "Fuckin AWESOME! Some dog shit! Let's play with it!!"
But as you held it in his hand to play with it and rather than having me be left out, again, I immediately yelled out, "Back the fuck off. Imma eat it." So I grabbed the brown fly infested dog shit out of my friend's hands and took a good whiff of its rancid smell and took a bite. I didn't want to eat all of it whole. I wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to see me eat every last bite. It isn't as bad as you think, even though it must have been sitting on the sidewalk for at least a couple of hours. I kept a smug sense of satisfaction the whole time through and looked extremely confident. All the while I kept my eye on the 3 hottest chicks in the school who so happened to be on the field trip. Needless to say, they wanted my cock.
I smiled, full of pride and self satisfaction at finally having done something fuckin cool, and the 3 chicks went up to me and started making out with me and all the while caressing my 13 in. cock. I wasn't the least bit surprised, I mean I'm quite the catch. Who else would eat dog shit on a hot June day? I must have made out with them for like 10 minutes before the teacher noticed and then he got in on it too. That was too much for me though and I backed up after that. I decided not to say anything but just tounge washed my teeth until all of the dog shit crumbs were completely gone. Later on when we got back to school I got invited to all these parties and bar mitzvahs. I can't believe being popular would be this easy. All you gots to do is eat the dog shits. So c'mon 4chan, eats the dog shits!!
But as you held it in his hand to play with it and rather than having me be left out, again, I immediately yelled out, "Back the fuck off. Imma eat it." So I grabbed the brown fly infested dog shit out of my friend's hands and took a good whiff of its rancid smell and took a bite. I didn't want to eat all of it whole. I wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to see me eat every last bite. It isn't as bad as you think, even though it must have been sitting on the sidewalk for at least a couple of hours. I kept a smug sense of satisfaction the whole time through and looked extremely confident. All the while I kept my eye on the 3 hottest chicks in the school who so happened to be on the field trip. Needless to say, they wanted my cock.
I smiled, full of pride and self satisfaction at finally having done something fuckin cool, and the 3 chicks went up to me and started making out with me and all the while caressing my 13 in. cock. I wasn't the least bit surprised, I mean I'm quite the catch. Who else would eat dog shit on a hot June day? I must have made out with them for like 10 minutes before the teacher noticed and then he got in on it too. That was too much for me though and I backed up after that. I decided not to say anything but just tounge washed my teeth until all of the dog shit crumbs were completely gone. Later on when we got back to school I got invited to all these parties and bar mitzvahs. I can't believe being popular would be this easy. All you gots to do is eat the dog shits. So c'mon 4chan, eats the dog shits!!