Fucking whore family

Y'all know the cliche? "Butter up to a dying relative so they'll put you in the will"?

Tack on "Moving relative away from family so you can mistreat and ignore her with impunity"

"finding a legal loophole which states that you and only you decide who gets what inheritance"

and the coup de grace  (pronounced koo de Grahh)

"When relative dies, telling every person you can that you where the only one who truly card about them, they where happy with you, and generally being a self-righteous cunt."

That's what my aunt pulled.

kill her

Rape her ass with a cactus.

Rape her, THEN insert the ass cactus.

Then kill her.

THEN tell every single person you can, that you were the only one who truly cared about her, and inherit all the bitches money.

Just, you know, watch out for raping, ass cactus and attempts on your life from other relatives.

say she raped you instead...

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