MacGuyver your way out of this one

OK, you are MacGuyver.  You find yourself surrounded by negros.  You dig into your pockets and find:  a paperclip, a piece of string, a bottlecap, and a shriveled piece of orange rind.  WHAT DO YOU DO?

I shot web at dem.

>>1
Pat them on the back, make jest, laugh heartily and walk into the community centre as the negroes happen to be outfitted in 30s nazi regalia and are attending a fascist convention.

we dance the cha cha

say the orange rind is a free kfc coupon and run as they fight over it

masturbate furiously and hope that my ejaculation acts as a smokescreen

>>5

that deserves 5 internets my friend.

whip out some bk's and clean house

>>5 wins many internets

alternative:
throw the bottle cap as a diversion. they'll hear the tell tale sound of a 40oz lid hitting the pavement and turn around.

while they're distracted tie the string to the paperclip and lasso  somewhere high and start climbing. rub the orange rind on your nads for that "extra" incentive to climb. the acids in the rind should turn your nut sack a loverly red.

If near any body of water, run and jump in. Niggers can't swim.

whip out the orange rind and start fucking it, the nigger will think you are one of them

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