The original humans were Black

Cause humans originated from Africa.  Then some got mutations and changed their skins to white, yellow, red, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_skin_color#Origins_of_light_skin_in_humans

Calm down, gentlemen!

Back on topic, I say we pull an Israel and commandeer the entire continent, then cook up some bullshit laws to get the natives out. It's our homeland after all, yes?