Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 15:06 ID:j/DBLCb7
Great party gag, people will talk about you for years to come: Excuse yourself from the room. In private, get naked and masturbate so that you are close to ejaculation. Rush out into the party and find a spot to lie down where the people can see you. Lying on your back, finish your jack off. As soon as your jizz fountain has finished, get up and rush out of the room. Dress up and just fuckin bolt.