Do you liek me?

I guiz, I just went down to my local Centrelink to collect ma'dole  chek. Do you liek me? Could we maybe become friends?

While I was waiting in the cue to collect ma'dole chek I noticed a lot of interesting people. There was this muscle bound guy with tattoos and an ugly little wife by his side with 2 prams. There was this guy with long black hair and long black beard who was hunched over (probably druggy). There were a few old foagies too.
But most of all, the line was chocka'block fulla fat wimmen. There are a lot of Fat cows on the dole, bloody hell! Oh and immigants. 

Its strange but nobody smiles when they're in the dole cue, nobody even makes eye contact. I mean, you're getting stuff for free FFS! Shouldn't you be happy?... I sure was, and I had a smile.

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