So I’m walking my little dog today in the park right by my house. I don’t like to keep him on a leash during our daily walks, I prefer to see him roam free and befriend other dogs. While we were walking, I saw a hysterical French woman running after me and shouting that my dog took a dump by the picnic table and that I must pick it up immediately! I turned around and asked her whether she was sure that it was indeed my little dog, she then motioned to her Black daughter and said that the two of them witnessed my dog do his business. I looked at her and said: “that tall ugly nigger on skates is your daughter?” That sure caught her off guard. After a minute of hesitation, she made the reply: “and you’re a right-wing extremist on top of it all!” I said: “my disapproval of bestiality has little to do with my politics” and walked away.