Extreme S&M games

Sup /lounge/, as the title says, I'm into hardcore S&M. But I have a problem: how do you stick a dildo up your ass the correct way? I always end up hurting myself. =(

I also like to dangle in the air from my ceiling hook-bound cock like a little princess, does that make me gay? Or sick? Or both?

wannabe

I think it would be a good joke to leave a bat in some guy's vehicle with the words "queer pounder" or "nigger tamer" painted on it.  So his friend can find it and ask, hey dude what the fuck?

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