Name: Bukujutsu 2007-05-08 23:39 ID:BLn56Bpx
Okay, it's toward the end of the year and I've decided that enough is enough.
I've missed 2 perfect opportunities to bel-air my english teacher due to laziness and it's time I finally did it.
I'll give you all the information we'll need to make this great.
Together we can make a difference 0_< !
This is the assignment. I scanned it for anti-proof-or-GTFO-ness:
http://tinyurl.com/2xnmdw
Here's some info about my english teacher:
He's a freaking hippy.
He's from New York, a liberal democrat, and a Buddhist.
He sometimes cracks jokes about drugs and I suspect he used to do psychedellics and MJ or still uses MJ.
He's around 6 ft, blue eyes, slightly darkened blond hair, pale skin, wears casual clothes, and has a non-threatening voice.
I'm extremely anti-social.
I have 0 friends and NEVER have conversations unless I have to.
I was born and raised in Los Angeles, but have not adopted the culture.
I have a very high IQ, but I'm very lazy, so I don't show my intelligence much.
The assignments I have done in his class were usually filled with my philosophical beliefs/facts.
Alright, you don't really need all that info, just suggest something hilarious.
Damn this is gonna be sweet.
Now to elaborate on my future plan:
This is just to gain some experience in the art of Bel-Airing.
Next year...it will be wonderful.
I'm going to play an enormous senior prank revolving around Bel Air and other Memes.
Bel Air cutouts everywhere, music blasting all day, installing computer viruses to play random songs & pics.
Then, come graduation...I will ask for a chance to speak...which I gurantee you I will get... and I'll Bel-Air them to death.
I know you're thinking I'll never do this, but I have an enormous amount of free time.
I swear with every fiber of my being that I've wanted to do this for years.
IT WILL HAPPEN.
Now I'm gonna go search for lyrics I can add into it.
You know this must be done!
Bel Air that damn hippy!
Today he told me he was looking forward to something interesting and hoped I wasn't on another writing strike.
It's a sign...it must be done...for GLORY!!!!!!
Guys, just remember that the bel air will only be at the end.
It's very simple and I only need suggestions for what should lead up to it.
Don't focus that much on Bel Air, it's pretty old, but awesome.
Here's something I came with in a few seconfds:
I've never listened tomusic regularly, but occasionally a song will catch my interest and I'll download it, ILEGALY hahahahhaha! One particular song that has influenced my behaviour and thinking is the "Safety Dance".
It taught me not to give in to peer pressure and be a non-conformist.
It's also saved my life many times.
Whenever I feel tempted to do something dangerous because of the influence of my peers I retreat to a secluded area and do recite this song.
Sometimes if you listen carefully you might here me saying, "We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance...."
I've missed 2 perfect opportunities to bel-air my english teacher due to laziness and it's time I finally did it.
I'll give you all the information we'll need to make this great.
Together we can make a difference 0_< !
This is the assignment. I scanned it for anti-proof-or-GTFO-ness:
http://tinyurl.com/2xnmdw
Here's some info about my english teacher:
He's a freaking hippy.
He's from New York, a liberal democrat, and a Buddhist.
He sometimes cracks jokes about drugs and I suspect he used to do psychedellics and MJ or still uses MJ.
He's around 6 ft, blue eyes, slightly darkened blond hair, pale skin, wears casual clothes, and has a non-threatening voice.
I'm extremely anti-social.
I have 0 friends and NEVER have conversations unless I have to.
I was born and raised in Los Angeles, but have not adopted the culture.
I have a very high IQ, but I'm very lazy, so I don't show my intelligence much.
The assignments I have done in his class were usually filled with my philosophical beliefs/facts.
Alright, you don't really need all that info, just suggest something hilarious.
Damn this is gonna be sweet.
Now to elaborate on my future plan:
This is just to gain some experience in the art of Bel-Airing.
Next year...it will be wonderful.
I'm going to play an enormous senior prank revolving around Bel Air and other Memes.
Bel Air cutouts everywhere, music blasting all day, installing computer viruses to play random songs & pics.
Then, come graduation...I will ask for a chance to speak...which I gurantee you I will get... and I'll Bel-Air them to death.
I know you're thinking I'll never do this, but I have an enormous amount of free time.
I swear with every fiber of my being that I've wanted to do this for years.
IT WILL HAPPEN.
Now I'm gonna go search for lyrics I can add into it.
You know this must be done!
Bel Air that damn hippy!
Today he told me he was looking forward to something interesting and hoped I wasn't on another writing strike.
It's a sign...it must be done...for GLORY!!!!!!
Guys, just remember that the bel air will only be at the end.
It's very simple and I only need suggestions for what should lead up to it.
Don't focus that much on Bel Air, it's pretty old, but awesome.
Here's something I came with in a few seconfds:
I've never listened tomusic regularly, but occasionally a song will catch my interest and I'll download it, ILEGALY hahahahhaha! One particular song that has influenced my behaviour and thinking is the "Safety Dance".
It taught me not to give in to peer pressure and be a non-conformist.
It's also saved my life many times.
Whenever I feel tempted to do something dangerous because of the influence of my peers I retreat to a secluded area and do recite this song.
Sometimes if you listen carefully you might here me saying, "We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance...."