I'm in a coffee shop across from 3

jailbaits. They're all giving me looks even though I'm almost thrice their age. What should I do now? I'm trying to ignore them and it's making it worse. She won't stop looking at me. This is sick. All they're doing is talking (gossiping) about people they hate (one of them looks like drew barrymore - all 3 are budding movie starlets however). They are probably 14 or 15 I'd guess. I have instant prizability with my stop-in-tracks good looks; therefore, they won't get up and leave. What to do...I think I'm gonna move. Thanks.

FAP ABOUT JAILBAIT! get rids of sexual tension

Ask them to get in your van.

offer candy of course

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