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Oh noes! I love my best friend*Advice Plz

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 23:47 ID:UlmCTypK

My friend and I played a pick up game of basketball at the local rec center and afterwards we both decided to play video games over at his house. The walk seemed endless but we finally got there and quickly stepped inside. I greeted his parents for a few seconds and then we both proceeded to go upstairs to his room. We were both pretty sweaty and dirty and he was going to change his clothes. As he was about to leave the room he looked back at me and asked if I wanted some of his spares so I wouldn't be sitting there with the sweat drying on my back. I swear my friend is the nicest guy I ever met.

We both stepped into his closet and started changing. I couldn't help but notice his bulging pecs, biceps, and nice tight abs. He worked out on a daily basis. His clothes were a bit loose and me but were perfectly tight on his well sculpted body. Mine was a bit loose and flabby. I was a bit embarrased. I was so jealous. My friend is so strong, confident, considerate, and well everything I wanted to be.

He seemed to notice me looking at him because I was staring at him for 5 minutes without moving. I was entraced by a seemingly golden sexual aura surrounding his muscular body. He could tell that I was jealous and offered to take me to work out with him one day. I was so happy that I think IT moved.

We played Halo 2 for a bit and were talking all the while. Eventually we got the point where we were asking each other "Would you" questions. He asked me if I would run around the school hallways naked. I asked him if he would suck off a horse and swallow. He asked me if I would suck off my friend to suck out the poison if a snake happened to bite his cock. I read between the lines and knew that there was more to this hypothetical question that met the eye. He was so into me. I quickly and cooly responded "yes". I then looked at him seductively. He looked at me back and laughed. It was time to step it up a notch.

I joined in laughing with him and I think I asked him. "Hey I got one for you. I bet that you're not man enough to kiss me."

He laughed uncomfortably for a while and looked at me hard. "What are you talking about man. That's some gay shit."

"No..." I replied. "A real man is comfortable with his seuxality. He wouldn't have no problems say....kissing another guy for like 5 minutes. You're not a pussy are you."

"I'm not little bitch" he said. "I would have no problem making out with another guy to prove how much of a man I was. I would even have no problems French kissing another guy for like 5 minutes if I really needed to. I'm as manly as they come. I'm a man's man."

"Yeah, you are pretty manly" I responded. "But probably not to that extent. I think that might be out of your league." He was my friend for 6 years. I knew just how to push his buttons and believe me I was pushing them hard. I planned to counter his responses with about 4 different rebuttals. This was going to happen right now one way or another.

"Dude, what are you getting at" he said. "I would have no problems french kissing you right now if need be. I am 100% man. I ain't no fuckin pussy." He was very agitated now. I had him just where I wanted him.

"Oh yea. So what's the problem" I said. "Do it then. Show me that real tough manly shit."

"All right" he said. "You wanna see tough. I'll show you tough." And with that he leaned over and forced his tounge down my throat. I couldn't believe this was happening. I grabbed his ass and pushed him foward forcing him to go deeper. I bit his lip intensly and we must have made out for what was 5 minutes. My tounge was practically a toothbrush going all over his fuckin mouth. I went through and got in all through his teeth and played with his tounge a bit.

He pulled back and said "Dude, your mouth tastes like you've been sucking dicks all day. Anways, are you convinced now?" It was true. I had been sucking a couple dicks that day. I decided to change the topic.

"Dude what are you talking about" I said. "Its only been 3 minutes." I grabbed his face with both my hands pushed him back in. We would have had another 5 minutes of passion but his father just happened to walk in on us at that moment and boy was he pissed. He yelled at us for about 10 minutes but the odd thing was that he had a hard on the whole time he was doing it. He kept trying to push it down with his elbow but everytime he did so his eyes rolled to the back of his head a bit. I think he was masterbating right in front of us. Anyways, he sending me mixed messages that was for sure. I couldn't tell if he enjoyed it and couldn't admit it or what. Next thing I new a stream of what must have been jizzum appeared on his right pantleg of his beige courderoys. His eyes went back for a full 10 seconds and his face was really red and sweaty. He looked at me intensely and suggested I go home.

I packed my stuff and said my goodbyes. I looked back at my friend and said "Dude, your dad's got a pretty big package. I'll see you later." And with that I proceeded to walk back home.

So what do you think 4chan did I play that smooth or what? Now the problem is how do I make him fall in love with me. Any tips would be welcome and I really want this to happen. Helps me 4chan What do I dooooooo?!?!?  

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:03 ID:+JEQ/h6K

I got a boner for some reason now

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:07 ID:jKzrd4Cg

Fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:08 ID:jKzrd4Cg

Fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:08 ID:jKzrd4Cg

Fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:08 ID:jKzrd4Cg

Fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:09 ID:jKzrd4Cg

Fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:09 ID:jKzrd4Cg

Fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 1:46 ID:t6qhS7Jp

fawl

Name: Mr. L33t 2007-05-06 2:26 ID:mnUKQtSU

I don't even have to try.

You just automatically fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 18:42 ID:DAtMHDoZ

>>3
Was it really necessary to post it 7 times?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 18:49 ID:L9tGEgBq

tl;dr - but may i suggest be an hero since you're obviously a frustrated writer with some very poor skills...

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 19:33 ID:c80LCeHh

fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:14 ID:lvcjg3NS

This is so made up...I mean look at all the freaking contradictions...where is freaking Phoenix Wright when you need him.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 4:34 ID:JxJOY+KP

i bet your best friend is really your father and you real name is chris hanssen

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 4:41 ID:PAwSttCx

"Dude, your mouth tastes like you've been sucking dicks all day."

I lol'd

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