help needed

OK 4 chan. I realise that most people who read this will probably complain about me and this post. even the fact that I am telling you this is bound to cause someone somewhere to reply with something to insult me. go ahead and do that all you want. but Im trying to be serious here.

I also realise 2 things.
1. many people will read this and think im trying to be densha from densha otoko. I saw the movie and it sucked. the TV show was funnie. but i do not call myself otaku and I do not try and boost my anime fan rep by using fake loan words.

2.I do know that I am not the best at typing and I accept that. Its less that im bad at typing and more that when im typing i miss keys and fail to press the button down hard enough to input the command.

well here it goes

Long story short, three ways you can get into japan.

First one, is a working visa, get a job there and apply. You can only get paid within the description of said visa (each visa is for different stuff, artwork, business, or tech) I got my visa pretty easily, did some time then came back to Canada.

Second way, Spousal Visa, pretty simple, get it, extend it when it runs out. Works as long as your married.

Final way, and I'd extremely recommend against it is permanent residence. Live there for 5 years and fufill a few other conditions (you can googlefu this easily) you can apply for a permanent residence. You will be forced to resign your current citizenship however as japan does NOT allow multiple citizenships.

My question is why are you so insistant to leave where ever you are currently residing?