Ever heard of a cool guy named Jesus?

Yeah he did cool stuff, didn't do magic but died for your sins. Props to J-love.

Chickety China, das chinesische Huhn, haben einen Trommelstock und dein Gehirn beginnt tickin.

Yes, I am awesome!

"Watch folks, I'll turn water into FUNK".

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Jesus didn't die for you sins.  He died because he was a fucktard with too much political and religious clout for Rome to idly stand by and let remain alive.

That "dying for your sins, blah blah blah" was added in about 400 years after his death during the Grand Re-Write.  After all, almost ALL of the scrolls of the various testaments of Christianity of that time were destroyed under Emperial decree, and those few that remained were either hidden and forgotten...or in the hands of the wealthy and politically powerful.

Hell, Jesus being the Lord and Savior was just the result of a vote.

Yeah, Jesus was VOTED into Godhood.  Like Bush was voted President.