Why do nice guys get all the chicks?

A common theme amongst 4chan users is how they can't get chicks.  And very few of these people have demonstrated that they're nice guys.  So why do all the chicks end up flocking towards the nice guys?

OP is lying. Nice guys finish last. You've got to be a tease, but you can't be a misogynist...it's pretty simple. Just don't go to extremes with girls...always do the little things that lead to the extreme....SEX!!!