So my crush is dead to me

I met this female through a thread in a website. We hardly got to know each other until about last year when we started to talk seriously. After a while, I feel for her, but she didn't respond. I felt like it was going to be unrequentable(sp?) love and I finally confirmed it. Were net friends, nothing more. *sigh* Please no "become an hero" etc. etc., I really want to talk about it.

Wow, this is actually serious.

become an hero

So...what else?

lol, someone said it. Now do the barrel roll to gtfo!

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I really do like her. Well most of all, I want to meet her, but she's the Christian type that meeting someone over the net is not her thing and stupid. Is there any way that I can persuade her?

Wait, you must be new here. This is not how it works here. Now become an hero!

>>1
lol u copypasta the question from here:
http://askabbie.on.nimp.org/archive/2005/node675444.php

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 same fag

>>10
not a copypasta. I'm really serious. I feel like I will never have happiness.

>>12
then whys the exact same question on askabbie? lol shw gave better advice than 4chan will
http://askabbie.on.nimp.org/archive/2005/node675444.php

>>13
that contains a trogen, so die!

She was just one girl, man. If it was bound to fail, you might as well forget about it. There will be others. We all have to be patient.

Why the FUCK does my skull itch so? It's enough to make me want to become an hero and write a sequel to Richard McBeef.

WTF? Who the fuck believes in internet dating anyway. get the fuck outside you fucking loser. No girl will ever want a pasty-assed nerd who plays final fantasy. INTERNET DATING IS FOR DESPERATE RETARDS. DON'T DO IT.

You're a failure. Become an hero today!

Become an hero today!
And win a free PlayStation 3!
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