Sonnet for my girlfriend

I wrote a sonnet for my lovely girlfriend. Do you like it?

A sonnet for my dear Dominatrix,
Who, if acceptable, would eat meowmix.
Oh, how I long for her sweet, brutal kicks.
She's more wonderful than all other chicks~

With her smile and looks so delicious,
one must say my Mistriss is quite gorgeous.
At one moment she's terribly vicious,
next, no other ever, so amorous.

She laughs and bores in the face of horror.
Of all the bumps and creeps, she's more scary~
But still, in beauty contests, top scorer.
My prime dream, this girl, to meet & marry.

More than words can speak, I find her kawaii,
and simply, no other, so umai~<3

Why couldn't you post something straight like Shakespeare did?

"Nevertheless, there are numerous passages in the sonnets addressed to the Fair Lord that have been read as expressing desire for a younger man.[12] In Sonnet 13, he is called "dear my love", and Sonnet 15 announces that the poet is at "war with Time for love of you." Sonnet 18 asks "Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate," ", see you coulda been straighter like shakespeare.