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Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-21 6:42 ID:tx9gGaLC

Does anybody know the quickest most painless and most likely to happen method of suicide? I have heard that carbon monoxide poisoning will work. Anybody have any way of getting sleeping pills?

Name: 2007-04-21 6:53 ID:ZKsvY1qU

Just get a gun. They're legal in the US.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 6:56 ID:T/EuZVOf

Suicide via police officer. Just go gun down the nearest school and the rest will take care of itself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 6:57 ID:tx9gGaLC

>>2
>>3
i live in new zealand. pollice have no guns, i have none.
i have no friends cant buy heroin.

Name: 2007-04-21 6:57 ID:ZKsvY1qU

It's safer for you to keep a bullet for your head in case of negotiating police-officers, though. They might not immediately try to shoot you down painlessly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 6:58 ID:tx9gGaLC

>>5
cant you read fuck wit?

Name: 2007-04-21 6:58 ID:ZKsvY1qU

In Zealand, eh. It's like, a 90 day waiting period in the US, why not consider that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:00 ID:tx9gGaLC

i might sell my computer on ebay and buuy a shotgun "for hunting" but im pretty sure you need a hunting liscence which takes ages to get.. ne other suggetions?

Name: 2007-04-21 7:12 ID:ZKsvY1qU

Run around in a British subway-station wearing awkward layers of clothes. When cops eventually chase you, scream anything unintelligible and eventually "Allahu ahkbar!".

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:13 ID:tx9gGaLC

>>9
new zealand is not britan too poor for air travel too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:16 ID:w7zX3FaG

Close all the windows in the house. Get a chair and set it up next to your stove. Open up the gas on your stove to maximum, sit on the chair and wait. You'll get dead eventually, painlessly and without any cost. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:17 ID:tx9gGaLC

my stove is electric.. if i got one of those bbq gas bottles would it be enough or would i just catch the braindamage??

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:19 ID:vWa3Ca2l

>>8 I don't think you need any sort of registration for a shotgun, I mean... sometimes they give them away when you buy a brand new truck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:20 ID:3IUr+0xC

cry for halp

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:22 ID:w7zX3FaG

Your not taking this srsly enough, I can see that.....

Yeah i think you could do it with a gas bottle but you'd need a way to stop the gas from dissipating while you're enhaling it and while your unconscious.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:24 ID:tx9gGaLC

>>13
i live in nz. not easy to get guns.
gas bottle seems the way to go. get drunk and build a plastic tent. thx 4 th halp guys.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:25 ID:w7zX3FaG

Get a thick plastic bag, something airtight and find a way in which you could get it around your head while keeping it  airtight. Then all you'd need to do is slide the hose from the gas bottle inside the bag around your head and you should be okay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:28 ID:tx9gGaLC

>>17
exactly. but sitting in a small tarpolan tent is more comfy. i'll get a big gas bottle and seal up the tent. awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 7:31 ID:w7zX3FaG

>>18
Yeah I guess, sounds alright. One thing, make sure nobodies around or else they might just pull you out and you'll be left brain dead and stuck to a machine in a vegetative state. Then there'll be no way to end it all. Now that would suck huh!?

tent = Go CAMPING!

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