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pik up linez

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-21 3:13 ID:dzhdKzRH

I was in Cash Converters the other day (pawn shop) looking at watches in a cabnet & the hot chick working there came up to me and said "would you like me to open it for you (the cabinet) with a big smile.
Then she came up to me again & said "Is there anything I can help you with"

I was about to say "No is there anything I can help YOU with"
What would that be like?

Could you guys please help me with some cool pickup examples of your own?

I know I should try myself but have bad social anxiety & just wanted to run it by you guys first.

Thanks

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 3:42 ID:MDVfk2cV

so uh.... you like mudkips?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 4:43 ID:3YLAlBR4

Check out this 'cool' pick-up line.

(you go up to someone and start crushing some ice-cubes)
and if they ask what you're doing you say, "Breaking the ice, hi my name is [insert your name here]. Nice to meet you!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 4:48 ID:MDVfk2cV

fuck

I'd rather pick at bread and say, "pinching a loaf, huhuuhuhuhuh"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 5:21 ID:I9XzcGcN

Screw pick up line and just pusher to the ground, rip of her clothes and raper right there on the floor inside the store. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 5:24 ID:siuDqYRp

>>1
Fuck nigga, which Cash Converters were you at?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 5:25 ID:siuDqYRp

>>4
T-That's fucking amazing.
I can't stop laughing.
Omolololg

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 5:36 ID:BHQIu2Kg

Best pickup line ever, (& it actually works...)

"Hi"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 5:39 ID:dzhdKzRH

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Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-21 11:32 ID:QdW73jCT

>>9 agreed
stfu nigar

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