So a black guy came to my house...

The doorbell rings and my dog starts going crazy as always, but it is only 4 in the afternoon and so I'm still dead asleep... I throw some clothes on and go answer it, but by the time I do nobody is standing on the porch and I have to close the door real quick because my dog is trying to make a break for it.

Well, about 30 seconds later it rings again and this black guy is standing there and says "Sorry, I saw you open the door and so I came back because I didn't want you to think I was nigger knocking." I laughed. Funny guy... I still didn't buy his shit though.

True story here... I once saw these 2 black guys performing this weird ass dance shit and one goes "Now, for the first time in the history of the universe, a nigger running without any cops chasing him" and then he ran wicked fast and did some flips.

Yeah those niggers in the Olympics are actually robots.

What's a black guy?

Them niggers be crazy.