The best two languges?

What are you idea for the two best languages?

I say German and Japanese, German because it's superior and only a fagot wouldn't like German and Japanese because so many books are written in Japanese opening a whole world to you.

I disagree.

Visual basic 6 is music more superior as for c++ that is a nice language but would take a long time to learn thus I only know Visual basic 6 and Hyper text markup language.

I tried learning perl, but as they say it was made to be easy for the program, but not easy to learn.