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I'm popular

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:34 ID:bNYoXvN2

.. And I never even had to work for it! Just came naturally.
Here's a short summary of what I do that may contribute to it:

    * Be a leader to those around you.
    * Be dead-honest to everybody you see, but don't hurt anyone's feelings either.
    * Don't let anyone fvck with you. Don't worry they won't like you, as a matter of fact "not letting people fvck with you" only instills respect.
    * Flirt with every girl you see, above a 6.
    * Whereever you are, approach people. Standing in line, waiting for something, just start talking to people.
    * Make friends with all the hottest girls.
    * Be fvcking confident.

If you're good, you'll have around 100 people that know you and like you a lot (I counted mine a while back, I'm at around 200 people), and about 10 close friends that you do fun stuff with.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:37 ID:qtWDMBha

WTF. WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE STANDING IN LINE WAITING FOR SOMETHIN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:38 ID:qtWDMBha

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ALL. COMMUNICATIVE TO PEOPLE I DONT KNOW

Name: win 2007-04-19 9:44 ID:bNYoXvN2

>>3
BECAUSE FAGGOT,then people will respect you for not hiding in your own head like a gooky kike.  everybody is the same essentially so talking to them is the same as the conversations you have in your own head. but people will actually respect you if you talk to them because they'll see you're the same as them and then they'll spread those doughy cheecks for you and then its booyahhhh all tha way. what?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:55 ID:bNYoXvN2

>>3
look, i'm sorry i yelled and scared you. i'll tell you how to get popular. it's easy as long as you keep a firm grip on your balls. Rule one: You gotta have the spotlight. Even if you don't cause ur surrounded by alphas, you always gotta have something to offer people.

Example: during my year at this certain higher education school, I secretly got internet installed in my room, which was unheard of! of course I was popular before, but HOLY SH-T now everyone suddenly wants to be my 'friend'. At that point I was basically on everyones A LIST. IT got annoying fast. Too many people wanting to get in good with me.. That was just a lame example but none the less it accomplishes its goal.

Also you must always be in control and cool. Here is an example of me flucking up. Recently I have been getting fed up with 1 of my closest friends, because while we did fun stuff for a long time together, I find that he is quite a dumbass and is starting to be less than alpha even tho he has the confidence. His instant-addiction to whatever he craves at any second has gotten me very annoyed. Lately we have been getting into arguments publicly which has been hurting my integrity/appearance around others. So I'm trying to phaze him out slowly, but its hard since we developed into one of those 'crews' that carry the badge of ultra-popularity. its best to get in with the hard ass guys. Girls love em, and their 'toughness' rubs off on you. In order to do that you need to show them recognition in a non gay and mutual way. Sounds weird right? I know a guy they call 'pitbull' who basically fights half the people he meets. He loves me, why? Cause when I see him I show him appreciation and respect him and I certainly don't fear him, even though he could beat the living fagchoc out of me. Why? Cause I have confidence and I know I'm the SHIT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:57 ID:55LGd4yX

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:59 ID:bNYoXvN2

>>6
Shut the hell up. that word is actually offensive to some. I'm TRYING to weed it out of my lexicon.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 10:09 ID:VnFm6rVT

What's the point of being popular?

It seems like a major waste of time to me.  Why hang out with people when I can sit in my fortress of solitude and master the universe instead?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 10:10 ID:v3+v0mbb

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 10:15 ID:bNYoXvN2

>>9
stop trolling. thx.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 10:52 ID:3crFyKzs

>>1
epic fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 11:01 ID:pKRepZ/Q

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 13:14 ID:Heaven

>but don't hurt anyone's feelings either.

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 15:55 ID:Heaven

Be dead-honest to everybody you see, but don't hurt anyone's feelings either.

You're fucking retarded, that's why you fit in, douchebag. You're a brainless jackass like everyone else popular.

BTW, the above quote is as far as I read, that's all I needed to hear.


SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 18:41 ID:+zZmwjEQ

>>1
Popular people are needy and need to be reassured that they are liked. Loners don't need the approval of anyone and are content with being alone because they are satisfied with themselves and don't need others to justify themselves.

I'm not saying that being popular is bad but don't act like everyone WANTS to be popular. People assume that just because they like something then that means everyone wants to have it too and that fuckin annoys me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 19:04 ID:tY5lnm+s

People who want to be popular are mostly attention whores. I'm not popular nor do I give a damn. I'm happy with myself and having 2-5 good buddies and maybe 2 close girls I know. Thats how I like it. small. When things get bigger, it causes more problems.

Also, your advice is trash. it's 100% easier said then done. For one, if your butt ugly, none of those rules will apply to you nor will doing them help. I know this ugly kid who is always
trying" to talk to people, but girls only speak to him as if he was a doggie or some special ed person. Other words, they talk Fake.

Heres the real quest to being popular. If you look good, you will be popular. Doesn't matter if your shy, anti-social, short, or skinny. If you look hot girls will come to you and talk to you first and eventually on top of that IF YOU ARE TALKATIVE=popular=win.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 21:17 ID:LXZ1bUN7

Popularity is overrated? Who needs friends when you have guns?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 21:46 ID:ivwvF6UO

>>16
I want to be this guy's friend.

Threadstarter guy sounds like an uppity, self-righteous fuckstick who's gotta tell everybody how right and amazing and cool he is. If I saw him standing in a line waiting for something, and my name happened to be Cho, I'd be very tempted to blow him away just 'cause he's the complete opposite of what I feel I can tolerate. I think we'd all be much better off if everybody shut the fuck up once in a while and showed some fucking restraint.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 21:47 ID:ivwvF6UO

>>15
I want to be this guy's friend too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 21:54 ID:TTOk0BAs

Lolz!

We all know that anyone who posts on 4chan is far from popular.

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-19 22:14 ID:foGuNVee

>>16
>>18
>>19
SAMER PERSON!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 1:00 ID:kcCTUcS+

Nope, just >>18 and >>19.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 1:08 ID:pIc6t+0u

You will never be as popular as Cho.

Name: sumarugatu 2007-04-20 1:11 ID:0J+ji5gH

i second that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 3:38 ID:kcCTUcS+

>>23
>>24
Win.

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