I think my parents are gay

It all started last week when I had some friends over. They decided it would be funny to leave gay porn saved on to my computer. My parents were the first to find it. Because of the hot gay porn they had long, awkward sex on the dinner table and they didn't believe me when I told them that there was cum all over my spaghetti bolognese. They started to check my computer every once in a while for more gay porn, and they soon subscribed my email to gay porn newsletters. Someone had sent me a gay porn magazine saying something about thanks for subscribing to our fag porn monthly magazine. My parents had a talk with me about this also, they said they were so proud of me. Now I think they're gay and I won't allow them to touch me at all for I fear I might catch the gay. This sucks. What should I do to prove to myself that they're not gay?

BTW my parents are hardcore catholics. They hate gays.

For I fear I might catch the gay.


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