My girlfriend doesn't like sucking mah dick. I like it. I go down on her lot's, as in every second day. She has given me a total of 5 minutes dick+mouthage in almost 4 months.
WTF?
Should I just cum on her in her sleep?
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Anonymous2007-04-17 13:49 ID:YozmbdCw
Charge her laser, homes.
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Bunnyloaf2007-04-17 13:56 ID:sbWsYEXx
Whip it out and lay it on her head while she sleeps. She will get the idea is you poke her in the eye.
She doesn't want to give head? Get her pregnant. She'll soon realize that giving head is much better than having children. Plus pregnant women are horny as hell, so you win extra there.
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Anonymous2007-04-17 18:38 ID:EDxWlqFp
bondage is the answer
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Anonymous2007-04-17 20:40 ID:JcO+r0d2
maybe you should wash your crusty dick first yeah?
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Anonymous2007-04-18 0:31 ID:rq4xfKG4
CRUSTY DICKS
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Anonymous2007-04-18 1:32 ID:FlPPcqxN
Shit son, my dick is much much cleaner than her vagina (I have eaten her on her period!), and I do it anyway, hell I've grown to like it, but SHIT.
GIVE ME SOME HEAD BITCH. She let's me cum on her but she won't give me alil' sucky sucky?
WTF
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2007-04-18 1:40 ID:iItolKcH
It's all about the rape. Try getting her drugged one night.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 2:04 ID:EQJwlcc7
You just have to send her the right message. Eating a plate of her shit ought to get her to cooperate.
Stop it.
If she won't reciprocate, then fuck that.
This is so easy to figure out, I'm going to assume your a trolling 12 year old and not submit this- oh shit too late.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 2:56 ID:FlPPcqxN
I'm dead serious. I went down her twice in the past 3 days, and she told me she feels abd she doesn't do it becaus she doesn't liek to. Wtf? Should I just say 'ok'.?
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Anonymous2007-04-18 2:58 ID:FlPPcqxN
Okay then. I guess I will.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 2:59 ID:EQJwlcc7
Well not everybody likes everything. Maybe it makes her uncomfortable. If you care about her you should talk to her about this. If you don't care about her, maybe it's time for you to start thinking about buttsechs.
'Adult' stores sell things like flavored condoms and lubes, that aid in sucking and licking whatever body part is in need of such an action. Shaving or trimming one's pubes can help to make the tropical region more inviting to both sexes. Make sure you don't smell down there. A person's lack of experience in oral can also be a factor in refusal for fear of doing it wrong (and it can be done wrong. really wrong.).
Anonymous does not know all the details of your relationship and cannot really help beyond their own experiences and attitudes towards sex.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 3:10 ID:eBkLdyuI
wait till she's asleep
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Anonymous2007-04-18 3:12 ID:EQJwlcc7
Anonymous is never going to get anywhere with this if he doesn't talk about it with his "girlfriend." And shit, maybe she hasn't had good experience with it in the past. When everybody communicates everything sufficiently, everybody will be happy as shit on shit.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 3:13 ID:FlPPcqxN
Yeah well today i picked up some flavored lubes, but still even with previous flavored condoms, they were a 'no-go'.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 3:15 ID:FlPPcqxN
Also, i forgot, yes i clean VERY well AND trim every day
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Anonymous2007-04-18 3:20 ID:/fnAAmEr
The only other option available is a glory hole.
Men are all whores (admit it), so gay men get laid easy.
Just pretend it's your girlfriend, only with a beard.
And don't believe the rumor about psychos on the other side with straight razors, it's just not true.
Probably not true. I think.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 7:23 ID:rq4xfKG4
>>20
Well you're either lying, or she has problems, in which case you decide to try to help her or just get a different girl.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 10:25 ID:m0lG5giJ
hey, at least you got a girlfriend, so consider yourself lucky. I would cut off my own arm just for a girl to notice me.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 15:50 ID:5cfyKvIF
well you can always bite her shit and when she yells at you tell her to give you head or you bite it off LOL
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Bunnyloaf2007-04-18 15:52 ID:KJUTjD1O
rabbit sex
that is all
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Anonymous2007-04-18 15:58 ID:ltePsFvv
dude the only real thing to do is kill her. all her friends, and then yourself at school tomorrow. It's the only way.
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Bunnyloaf2007-04-18 16:05 ID:KJUTjD1O
>>26 why settle for just her and her friends? Kill everyone in the school. (then yourself)
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Anonymous2007-04-18 16:06 ID:ltePsFvv
Ah Touche'
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Anonymous2007-04-18 16:47 ID:EQJwlcc7
>>26
You'll never beat Cho's high score, though. He was win.
It's LMS. It doesn't matter how many you kill, as long as you stay alive.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 21:13 ID:uRnYaJwm
When I look at it I really don't see how he couldn't kill more. i mean fuck, I have shot lot's and lot's of guns before. And hitting a human from even 50ft would be easy as Sin. Not to mention it's a university, i mean people are close together. Maybe he just carried 33 bullets? Maybe he's a faggot?
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Anonymous2007-04-18 21:20 ID://ABGnAz
>>31
Yeah, well he did kick ass alone. Hitler, Mao, Stalin, not even Shiro Ishi did it all on their own. This kid was badass, period.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 21:39 ID:uRnYaJwm
I came on her in her sleep last night. It felt so good. She liked it, and even licked it off my dick in her sleep.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 22:21 ID:gyKDRXUy
no she didnt stop lying. if you had a gf you wouldnt post that shit here of all places. in your fucking dreams.