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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 11:23 ID:xxUi0d5C

You're one lonely, bitter, retarded group of faggot fucking virgins. No one expects /b/ of all places to be sympathetic, but show some fucking respect for at least a little while. Imagine if someone's family member saw the disrespectful horseshit you assholes are fucking posting. Take all your copypasta and your lulz and your cat-loving faggotry and shove it up your asses. You all hide behind the fucking cloak of anonymous like fucking pussies and talk big like you've got a set of balls, but you don't. Stand up against injustice and stand for respect. Bow your head in mourning, you fucking faggots. And get a fucking life.

Name: Deathelm 2007-04-17 11:25 ID:Azmwzqr7

Dose this mean i have big balls?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 11:29 ID:2+ldDHNc

Anonymous posted: "You all hide behind the fucking cloak of anonymous like fucking pussies and talk big like you've got a set of balls, but you don't."

Sorry I'm anonymously talking big on the internets, Mr. Anonymously Talking Big on the Internets! Did you practice this speech in front of a mirror first? Because that would have been appropriate.

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 11:37 ID:ulTTxMwc

>>1 Whatchu talkin bout?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 13:22 ID:Heaven

You're one big cock having group of big dick winnars. No one expects /b/ of all places to be [insert adjective] 9000, but show some fucking side cock for at least a little while. Imagine if someone's family member saw my small cock you assholes are fucking posting. Take all your win and your lulz and your cat-loving epic pics and shove it up my arse. i suck cocks bye

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 18:52 ID:2+ldDHNc

MAD LIBS!

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:52 ID:Heaven

Right, that's why you are also hiding behind "Anonymous". Hypocrite faggot... I bet you're a Catholic crosshumper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:01 ID:E8mCymHU

i am a virgin but not bitter. i could get laid tonight if i really wanted to, and i have had way too many chances to have sexual intercourse with real live female humans.

that being said, we are a sad, degenerate group. and i love it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:22 ID:DEIHR4Xu

>>8
lol. you're lies have failed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:24 ID:IRmj/z5G

>>1
gtfo then fag - tell your problems to dr fucking phil - this is the real world - not that bullshit out there that you *think* is the real world...

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 20:26 ID:ulTTxMwc

>>8 Oprah doesn't count. We all know she's a bottom-feeding whore who would bang any man no matter his age, looks, or STDs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:26 ID:6qgmxtqn

>>1

Agreed.  I wish all computers come secretly with a mechanical fist that can be used for someone else to physically punch the user over the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 21:35 ID:IRmj/z5G

>>12
see. no need for gun control when we have such stable individuals around here. right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 21:49 ID:t2+gyQSd

eh i notice that too. but i show respect. how? i just look in shame and realize " oh yea its 4chan" and keep surfing for my pornz. obviously if you post anything serious or important they are just going to make a joke out of you. oh yea, i have big balls. see pics in /b/ post cock.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 21:57 ID:waVXOcmH

Kill many small black children. Take them to your local NAACP chapter and spell out "Niggers suck" on the front lawn with the corpses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 22:05 ID:t2+gyQSd

>>12

You can. It's called finding out where they live and going to their location and punching them. Now I didn;t say it'd be easy.. btw, the real world is not the real world. it's just a physical internet where you are a rpg character. im only lvl 21 though. i still need to learn college skillz 3/4 for a character upgrade.then, i could become a business man and own with my business skills. does like 1,000 dmg per second with attack speed of 200.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 22:13 ID:IL+7IpM+

I wish we had guns in Australia.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:16 ID:IRmj/z5G

>>17
we're not paranoid, border-sharing, simplistic losers though...

head to your local pistol club. you'll find plenty guns.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:34 ID:t2+gyQSd

>>18

Actually the right to bear arms was mostly aimed for the females for self-protection. But in my opinion, I don't think females should take self-defense classes or carry pepper spare or something instead of allowing everyone to have guns. I mean when has a female shot and killed someone who was attacking them? Most likely very rare. If the female DID have a gun, the criminal would just say " move and I'll blow your fucking head off" and she would be able to do NOTHING. Guns shouldn't be allowed at all. I hate it. Now we always have to worry about getting shot for no reason just walking down the street. But then again, if only officials were allowed guns, it'd  somehow be  an inside job and they would be releasing them illegally, so either way we are all screwed. Sad sad. Nobody should be allowed to hold guns. Learn to fucking fight pussies. Men use bare hands. Pussies use weapons.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:35 ID:IRmj/z5G

>>19
^obviously hasnt read the constitution.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:36 ID:IRmj/z5G

P.S. not arguing with you about guns but you're wrong about the constitution.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:37 ID:t2+gyQSd

I've read the damn amendments and in my interpretation that's what I believe. No man needs to bare fucking arms except his damn fists.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:38 ID:IL+7IpM+

>>18
But see, I'm not into that Gun Clubs full of old people and putting my name on a gun owners register n'shit. I just want a gun.
Australia sucks in that respect, you cant get a gun anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:39 ID:IRmj/z5G

>>22
meet
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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:40 ID:IRmj/z5G

>>23
u havent left the big city at all have you...?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:41 ID:IL+7IpM+

>>25
No..... Well yeah, but no....

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 0:03 ID:eBnt1tRV

>>7 hahahaha hero!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 14:34 ID:n5hYa/Vg

What the hell does all of this have to do with gun control? Get the fuck off my internets!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 14:39 ID:efkvRL2W

I BELIEVE EVERY WORD YOU SAY.

ALSO, HAL TURNER CAN DIG IT

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 16:50 ID:XBk9itq0

We are a bunch of lowlifes, I guess, but not 'cause we like to /cat/.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:11

>>29
Little did this anonymous know what would happened to Hal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:14

ALSO, HAL TURNER CAN'T DIG IT

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 11:14

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 14:51

>>34
Hello am tablecat

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