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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 4:41 ID:x2CH1AIY

... I have a morning boner but I'm fucking tired. I want to go make coffee in the kitchen but my mom is there. What should I do?

also, in b4 pape, rooper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 8:24 ID:A3tURBR8

wank it off and drink your semen

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 10:29 ID:CCYZbaLv

Just go in there, so what if you have a boner?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 11:15 ID:nZueQbIq

Cut your penis = no boner

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 11:39 ID:S2Jkxo2A

tuck it under the elastic of ur boxers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 14:31 ID:uEJ3E5Ny

kill your mother and rape her corpse.

problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 15:06 ID:joa5mMYv

Point it out as a problem and ask your mom to kneel down and take care of it.

Name: ee™ 2007-04-15 15:09 ID:vwxLhIQw

>>5
This works.

Name: 2007-04-15 15:42 ID:x2CH1AIY

Problem; my dick is big when erect and I don't wear huge baggy shirts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 20:31 ID:Wd0zRXGG

>>9
>my dick is bi when erect
no shit!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 22:18 ID:CCYZbaLv

Your parents should be proud about it

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 22:35 ID:yRsCjHzS

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 22:45 ID:VP/zPpvy

>>6
Why kill? Just rape her into submission.  That way she'll learn to respect you and work your morning wood every day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 1:24 ID:EelKnqG5

chop it off.

you're a chick remember...

Name: 2007-04-16 1:41 ID:VI+w0GLE

She's ugly, I wouldn't do my mom, sorry guys.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 2:03 ID:4vDR2+Am

then stick it in her pooper aftr putting a plastic bag over her face.

Name: 2007-04-16 2:14 ID:VI+w0GLE

She doesn't exactly have an appealing body... and she doesn't exactly groom.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 2:37 ID:YKYB+LuZ

Slam the door on it. That oughtta take care of it.

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