Munching Dick and Munching Carpet

So about two hours ago I was at this one restaurant that I frequent, and I overheard a bit of a conversation these two people  sitting behind me were having. One guy called the other guy a dick-muncher or something like that, and the other guy says, "Hey now, not all fags munch dick. Some of us munch carpet, too." And I'm thinking, "Wait a sec. Why would they do that? Wouldn't it make them want to vomit?"

What say you, Lounge?

I would have stood up and said, "Excuse me, we don't serve queers."

itt closet homosexuals trying to sound heterosexual

they were just like LOL LOOK WE'RE GAY WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GAY CONVO LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR WE'E GAY (BTW WE'RE GAY)

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OH AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE GAY.

You're retarded.

no ones MUNCHING my dick!