How do you fap?

I hear it mentioned from time to time..

take some sand paper and rub it against your cock

Press Z or R twice. Or was it L or R... ?

here is the best method.

1. buy a big doll( doesnt matter how it looks, if you want it can be human. You can find these dolls at walmart and etc. If they look at you strange and ask why say it's for your little sister.

2. Cut a hole in it where the pussy is located on the stuffed animal/doll. size can vary on if you like big or small pussy.

3. find some porn on 4chan.

4. locked the doors, take doll out.

5. WHILE looking at the porn, proceed to inject your penis into the doll/animal's pussy.

6. success. just remember it feels better cumming inside, but also means you'll need to be a new doll sooner if you jack off in it too much.

how to fap? goto gamefaqs.com.

i think they have some cheat codes on how to receive maximum excitement.

gameshark helps too.