Guys... seriously... I'm sick and...

... tired of all you guys flaming my threads and me half to death and back all the time. Can't we have, like, one serious conversation? Please? For me?

If you want to have a serious conversation then you better talk speak up into the mic because I can't hear you right now. Yeah..that's it...go lower....

What? No I don't know why it's that low but you better wrap your lips around it. Yeah there you go....Now this is an adult conversation!

Whoops, I bit it 'til it came off. What, you fell unconscious in your spasms... that makes sense. Only happens in real, adult conversations.