bored. need some help

I never really have anything interesting to say, which results in me being bored. I dunno what else to do. Ive been like this for a while. I still struggle coming up with topics to talk about. This is pretty much my down fall and i get seem to get around it. I need some help

Why don't We brainstorm some topics of conversation right now? Here in this thread, list as many things that you can think about that there is to talk about, and then spend as much time as it takes committing that list to memory.

what I really want is a picture of you killing yourself

MOAR POOPERS

let's talk about balconies. All the different kinds of balconies

I LOVE BALCONIESA, lets talk about concrete medians on the highways

>>1

This is a pretty interesting discussion topic in itself.

>>7 I agree.
>>1 You need something to talk about, bring up the topic that you're useless at finding things to say to people and talk about with them. Ask for pointers.