Very angry ex boyfriend.

**starts here**

     yea you can go fuck yourself, no one else will. I don't know why i dated you. your fucking coniving and tried to fuck my life up. fuck that. if you are going to be immature and cant take a joke then FUCK YOU. Fuck off bitch, dont fucking talk to me. fuck off. stop talking shit. FUCK OFF.

******END MESSAGE


i got this email from my ex after freaking out about a very creepy joke.  so, is this a reasonable response to his email?


"lol. okay."


his email just kinda baffles me, because i never talk to him. he just comes up to me and starts making me feel like shit about stuff that happened in our relationship.  and he always made me feel like shit when we were together because he would always get mad at me because i got annoyed at him for flirting with all the new girls at work.  hmm. well anyways. what's would have been a better response for his delightful email?

hi there sweet tits, what happeining

What do you want, a pity party? Go away.

I like your response - anything more would probably just encourage him. I've dated guys like that and they tend to feel more justified in themselves the more they can get a rise out of you.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. You're annoying. Go back to Live Journal and don't come back.

OP here.

no pity wanted. just wanted suggestions for a witty response. oh well. i'll just write back an email filled with "shits."

>>6
Stooping to their level makes you seem so much more mature!

>>1
That young man has no manners.

Kids today. Honestly.

>>8
I doubt you're old enough to refer to teens as "kids". After all, you are on 4chan.

>>9
Whattaya talkin' about? I'm 68! *cough* *wheeeze*

i got this email from my ex after freaking out about a very creepy joke.  so, is this a reasonable response to his email?
That makes you a fag. gb2the kitchen bitch.

Interested in said creepy joke.

pics of you or you are a gay fag

Yeah, the fuck was the joke

Woman are lairs. She is ignoring him for no reason. (Or for some girly reason, same thing)

He is understandably upset about this, and reacted badly.

If he really is in the wrong. (I dont really believe you though) Just tell him in a mature manner how he behaved was totally unacceptable. Just because someone is a asshole doesnt mean you should hurt him on purpose, guys have feeling too. Trust me if you act all superior, and insulting him a sneering manner you will make him feel inferior, therefore you will provoke another stupid reaction from him.

In fact I sometimes think woman are less far less sensitive than men. Whining like a bitch about stupid things, and being totally self-absorbed about doesnt make person sensitive.

(You get guys who are insensitive pricks too. I dont just hate woman, I dont like guys either. I think I need a relationship with an alien from outerspace. Or my hand will do) )

u got a wanking vid?

>>1







Just say "lol. okay."
It's a good response, God knows he deserves it if he's really the bastard you say he is. He doesn't deserve anything else from you.
If he talks to you again, or sends you another email, just tell him to eat shit and die. Or even simply to just fuck off because you're sick of him.
Simple.

>>1 I love you

the best response is no response.... same stuation if you dont answer he will get AIDS and drop dead.......LOL

You dated a guy who says things like:

yea you can go fuck yourself, no one else will. I don't know why i dated you. your fucking coniving and tried to fuck my life up. fuck that. if you are going to be immature and cant take a joke then FUCK YOU. Fuck off bitch, dont fucking talk to me. fuck off. stop talking shit. FUCK OFF.

I think you have very poor taste in men. Suggestion: Look for someone who doesn't use the word fuck every 5th word. The guy sounds like a 12 year old who just learned that word.