here's a big fuck you to that kid

Hey, you stupid kid, here's a big fuck you to you.  Well, you were a kid 20 or 30 years ago, when you told me a bullshit story.  You were going on about how there was this guy whose truck tires were filled with helium, and his truck floated up into the sky, and he had to take hit shotgun to shoot his tires to get get his truck back.  I said to you that helium in the tires wouldn't be enough to float a god damn truck, and you got all offended like I was the asshole.  No, fuck you for telling a bullshit story.  If you thought it was true, then you were fuckin retard, especially considering you were a bit older than me.

Fuckin' helium, Jesus Christ.