Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 3:06 ID:2bpd6Wyi
This has pissed me off but i had to do it. I haven't seen the film yet because i've been banned from the movie theatre. We had all lined up in front of the theatre for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. We had to stand behind these to fat ugly-ass lesbians eating eachothers tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So like 30 minutes later we finally get in the theatre, and these lezzers start bitching about having to wait for the movie to start. It was like 11 pm though. It turns out they were actually there to see that Jim carrey film 23. So the ugliest of the two starts howling how its the wrong fucking movie, and exclaims like nobodies around, '' This is the wrong fucking movie !'' I just had to do what i did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs '' THIS IS SPARTA!'' and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Some were shocked, but about 80% of the theatre started to cheer, and i was forcibly thrown out by two of the work guys. I missed the film, but damn was that worth it.