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I got fuckin busted!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 15:18 ID:kVq5/Rpg

My friend who I knew for like 5 years came over to my house and we were just hanging out in my room just passing the time. I was on the computer and he was channel surfing through the tv on my bean bag chair. We went on 20 minutes like this until my friend finally broke the silence.

"Hey, my dad made me clean his room and while I was moving stuff around in the closet I found this porno tape. I saw it before I came here and it's really good."

Seeing as I was doing absoultely nothing else I agreed that he put it in my really old VCR that I have. Any other time I wouldn't watch porn with another guy in the room cuz it's really gay but today was really fuckin boring. I leaned foward in my swivel chair and immediately from the bad lighting and shitty camera angle I could see this was a homemade movie. Then as the camera zoomed out and got into focus I knew exactly where this was.

The room in the video was my my friends mom's room and I thought that he had video taped me fucking her about a week ago(I did it with his mom;long story). I immediately got nervous and tried to do some damage control.

"Uhh...I don't wanna watch this no more I'm out of it today" I said.
"No c'mon keep on watching it gets really interesting" he looked at me with burning eyes and I could tell right away that he wanted to beat my ass. Little did I know that he really did want to give my ass a pounding.

"What the fuck is that?!" I said as onto the screen came my friend's dad and my next door neighbors dad. They were both butt ass naked and having a cock fight. They were just slamming each other's cocks into each other and just laughing. I was freaked out and looked over to my friend who for some reason had his cock out and pumping it like a fucking XL900 Super Soaker (best super soaker ever).

"It's good right?" he said. He stopped looking at the movie and was looking straight at me now. "Do me a favor and drop your pants and turn around yeah?" he requested. "I won't do anything I just wanna see something."

"Dude get the fuck out of my room and take that fucking tape out." I could hear the two guys in the video smacking their cocks harder into each other. I rubbed my eyes and leaned forward into my chair. I couldn't believe that this was the same guy I knew for five years. I just couldn't believe it.

Then when I opened my eyes up again his fuckin crotch was up in my face and at that moment my mom opened the door. She fuckin fainted at the sight of the video and what appeared to her as me giving my friend a blow job. As she fell she cracked her head on the door knob and a pool of blood oozed out of her head. My dog ran up the stairs at the sound of her body hitting the ground and began lapping up the blood. This was completely fucked up. I told my friend to get the fuck out with his tape because I needed to call the cops. He immediately did so and when the paramedics arrived they sayed my mom would have some brain damage.

Helps me 4chan. Should I still be friends with that guy? When my mom woke up she didn't remember how she got there but the sight of my friend might trigger the memory back. But then again I couldn't risk losing this friend that I've had for 5 years plus I need an excuse to go over to his house and fuck his mom. What do i doooooo?!!   

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 15:25 ID:Heaven

>don't look, I'm naked

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 15:26 ID:Heaven

oh, hello there

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 15:44 ID:BloXnaEW

man that mom is a slut!

I think yall should have sex but next time lock the fucking door!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 15:51 ID:jVIbj6YE

You should stick it in your mom's mouth, then her pooper, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 16:38 ID:7P3s9c5+

>>5
Then back in her mouth again, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 16:44 ID:jVIbj6YE

mochironDESU~

Name: lol 2007-03-18 16:45 ID:+CkIwtbj

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 16:49 ID:+CkIwtbj

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 16:49 ID:+CkIwtbj

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 17:42 ID:kVq5/Rpg

BUTT SECKS

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 17:43 ID:7P3s9c5+

>>9  and >>10 go in >>8

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 17:44 ID:cr3+2tzb

Support beastiality & necrophilia.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 17:44 ID:jVIbj6YE

>>9  and >>10 go in >>8

This is true.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 18:26 ID:027/p/k7

That kinda makes my cock hard

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 22:27 ID:4GN+cR+L

>>15
What, the homemade porn or the buttsecks?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 12:40 ID:yxtOB4Cz

lookat me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPOTIGN!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 21:26 ID:zulizflF

My friend who I knew for like 5 years came over to my house and we were just hanging out in my room just passing the time. I was on the computer and he was channel surfing through the tv on my bean bag chair. We went on 20 minutes like this until my friend finally broke the silence.

"Hey, my dad made me clean his room and while I was moving stuff around in the closet I found this porno tape. I saw it before I came here and it's really good."

Seeing as I was doing absoultely nothing else I agreed that he put it in my really old VCR that I have. Any other time I wouldn't watch porn with another guy in the room cuz it's really gay but today was really fuckin boring. I leaned foward in my swivel chair and immediately from the bad lighting and shitty camera angle I could see this was a homemade movie. Then as the camera zoomed out and got into focus I knew exactly where this was.

The room in the video was my my friends mom's room and I thought that he had video taped me fucking her about a week ago(I did it with his mom;long story). I immediately got nervous and tried to do some damage control.

"Uhh...I don't wanna watch this no more I'm out of it today" I said.
"No c'mon keep on watching it gets really interesting" he looked at me with burning eyes and I could tell right away that he wanted to beat my ass. Little did I know that he really did want to give my ass a pounding.

"What the fuck is that?!" I said as onto the screen came my friend's dad and my next door neighbors dad. They were both butt ass naked and having a cock fight. They were just slamming each other's cocks into each other and just laughing. I was freaked out and looked over to my friend who for some reason had his cock out and pumping it like a fucking XL900 Super Soaker (best super soaker ever).

"It's good right?" he said. He stopped looking at the movie and was looking straight at me now. "Do me a favor and drop your pants and turn around yeah?" he requested. "I won't do anything I just wanna see something."

"Dude get the fuck out of my room and take that fucking tape out." I could hear the two guys in the video smacking their cocks harder into each other. I rubbed my eyes and leaned forward into my chair. I couldn't believe that this was the same guy I knew for five years. I just couldn't believe it.

Then when I opened my eyes up again his fuckin crotch was up in my face and at that moment my mom opened the door. She fuckin fainted at the sight of the video and what appeared to her as me giving my friend a blow job. As she fell she cracked her head on the door knob and a pool of blood oozed out of her head. My dog ran up the stairs at the sound of her body hitting the ground and began lapping up the blood. This was completely fucked up. I told my friend to get the fuck out with his tape because I needed to call the cops. He immediately did so and when the paramedics arrived they sayed my mom would have some brain damage.

Helps me 4chan. Should I still be friends with that guy? When my mom woke up she got scared
And said "Moscow, Moscow, throw your glasses at the wall
And good fortune to us all,
A ha ha ha ha - ha!
Moscow, Moscow, join us for a kazadchok
We'll go dancing round the clock
A ha ha ha ha - hey!

Moscow Moscow drinking vodka all night long
Keeps you happy, makes you strong,
A ha ha ha ha - ha!
Moscow Moscow come and have a drink and then
you will never leave again, a ha ha ha ha ha!"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange Vodka out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Moscow livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Moscow
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo comrade, smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Tsar of Moscow.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 21:41 ID:yMiptJ3w

If he allows you to insert Penis A into Pooper B then you should still be friends.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 23:45 ID:zulizflF

OP here, my friend said we couldbe friends if I let him film me helping his dog rape his 7 year old sister. I agreed, but now the police are st the door!  What should I do? I've tried a barrel roll already, but it didnt work.

Name: CZA 2007-03-23 2:12 ID:NnaZfflH

I call bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 4:00 ID:f97UIRaJ

>>20

TRY A SOMERSAULT

PRESS Z OR R TWICE

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 12:06 ID:jPi3dYTs

1. Twist it like a triangle
2. ????
3. Profit!

Name: ee™ 2007-03-23 19:01 ID:LDRB9zr+

LOL. Super soaker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 20:43 ID:HQwJ4Ftd

NIGGAS BE BALLIN! AMIRITE!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 22:12 ID:VWZhMuWf

So, the other day, my mom came in and asked me if I wanted to be gay.  I said hell no, and then she grabbed me, took off my clothes, and raped me.  What should I do(yes shes fucking hot, but she was diagnosed with AIDS a few weeks ago).

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 22:54 ID:3FrV4KIx

Alt+F4

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 13:44 ID:9HoLBqdk

damn i thought this is a story about gay-jail-sex...

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