got kicked out of store?

Tell me about when you got kicked out of store.  I'll tell you my time.  Many years ago, I was in a magazine shop run by a homosexual guy.  I spent a good long time in there, looking at magazines and making mental note of which I would buy.  Well after much time of this, I went to browse the porns, and it was then that the homosexual guy looked bothered and told me that the shop was closing up.  I thought that was odd, and asked when it would be open again.  He then indicated that he wanted me out of the shop.

Fuckin' guy.  I think he didn't appreciate me reading his magazines.  Well shit, I'm from a place with less reading choice, and my visit to the city is rare, so I wanted to spend time in there to figure out what was worth getting.  I planned to get some magazines when I was done.  But I think what bothered him is that I didn't go for the gay porno.

To this day I am still resentful of the homosexual guy who asked me to leave his shop.  I could have been a good customer.  Instead, he has an enemy for life.

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BURN HIS SHOP TO THE GROUND

Tell me about when you got kicked out of store.  I'll tell you my time.  Many years ago, I was in a magazine shop run by a homosexual guy.  I spent a good long time in there, looking at magazines and making mental note of which I would buy.  Well after much time of this, the storekeeper tried to rape me, and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air."

I felt a sharp pain in my anus as the male gorilla mounted me. It was subtle at first, but then quickly became rough and painful. When all 3 gorillas had their way with me, the aplha came. He shoved his massive 9 inch gorilla cock in my tight ass and began thrusting. It was the experience of my life time and I cummed.