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I love kids.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-09 22:38 ID:qKOf89SD

About a week ago, I went to a pretty big mall in my area. I decided to stop in EB games just for kicks, even though I knew I wasn't going to buy anything. In walks a father with his three girls. Guessing their ages, I'd say they looked like they were one year apart each, from 6-8. They each had a pink shirt or sweater on, and jeans. The youngest girl had a little Burger King paper crown on--absolutely adorable. The younger two walk up to the PlayStation 3 game available for play in the store (some NBA shit, I don't know what), and start fiddling around with it before turning elsewhere. I can't begin to explain how adorable I found it, everything from their interested expressions (in their faces I could see every thought, from slight marvel at the graphics (they clearly had some experience with games before) to the neutral sort of amusement attained from toying around with a game that had some aesthetic and known practical value, but no applicable appeal to them), to their subtle little body movements and their afore-mentioned atire. I liked all of them, but of course the best was the youngest, the one with the cute little paper crown. I was simply overcome with how adorable they were.

But here's the problem: I feel no sexual attraction towards them. Reading around /b/ and even here in lounge, I gather I should be feeling some intense sexual desire for them, but I don't. What am I doing wrong? How can I fix this? If anything, I feel a burning desire to meet a girl I really like, settle down, get a nice job, and raise children of my own. Help me, lounge.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-09 22:41 ID:Heaven

>>1
Future rapist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 0:15 ID:L59ZLxHD

>>2
Doesn't get it.

Name: :K 2007-03-10 0:34 ID:fgaUmJI1

Thereapy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 2:46 ID:0f5gWcRg

the best was the youngest. But here's the problem: I feel no sexual attraction towards them.
ZOMG ur not a pedo, how dare you come to 4chan!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 6:28 ID:0Wov9DxC

adopt a kid already, forget putting up with the bullshit of women, raising kids is an awesome experience.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 6:52 ID:pw7IbR2V

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 12:31 ID:G3GGzDqB

>>1

You're a GAY pedo. Problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 15:35 ID:0f5gWcRg

>>6
But at the same time it would totally suck to not give them a decent mother. (Notice I said DECENT, as in female caretaker that's competent).

I'll probably adopt someday since more girls seem open to that idea thse days. Or I might be lucky to skip the whole early years and end up with someone who already has and knows how to take care of children. Even though that may sound selfish, at least it would help both our nerves and thereby help the relationship work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-10 18:17 ID:cvJE1XiX

>>6
Nah, I'm straight. I might adopt, but that'd only be once I have a wife and already a couple of our own kids.

But yeah, I actually just find it surprising how mentally ready I am to raise children. I feel like I don't belong in my age group (university) at all, and I despise about 90% of guys my age.

>>1 here by the way. Thread is now about raising kids, adoption, marriage. /b/tards against women not welcome.

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