THE TRUTH ABOUT ROTARIANS

Businesses
Jews
Ancient aliens
National Geographic
Witches
Rotary Club
Movie industry
Satan
Mummies
Indian Casinos
Radioactive materials
The FDA
Super-science
AOL

The Pyramid:
 
Satan created ancient aliens
Ancient aliens invented mummies by treating humans with radiation to control ancient Egypt

Mummies
Humans treated with radioactive alien brainwashing equipment that makes them immortal

Rotary Club
Rotary Club lies about its history
Mummies started the Rotary Club in 2000 BC
Rotary Club is part of the Secret World Government
Rotary Club gives out radioactive vaccines to children to turn them into four-foot tall slave mummies with laser beam eyes and teeth that shoot rockets
Exchange program is a secret bioduplication project
Orville Wright and Jimmy Carter were mummies (Ramses and Queen Hatshepsut)
All Rotary Club members have magic powers

Secret World Government
Aliens in human guise who give orders to mummies and other world leaders
Baby-eating Reptoids!

Oh. So you find humor in this.

THERE'S A MUMMIE FUCKING YOUR MOMMA RIGHT NOW UPSTAIRS GO UPSTAIRS AND KILL YOUR MOM