Give me some help, guys.

How do you change the font in this bastard of a text board. I know people can do it, I've FUCKING SEEN THEM.
I can't even get it to go bold or italic. Though, that's mostly because I haven't tried for fear of getting it wrong and being ridiculed. :( That and being a lazy cunt.
So, halp me guise?

>>39 Thank you.

FAIL!

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>>39
how do you quote shit?

^haha

This^stuffis_awesome.

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Heaven is my ID.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My ID is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My ID without me is useless. Without my ID, I am useless.

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>>77
Win.

>>76
EXPLAIN THIS POST _NOW

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Major win.