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With Heather Mills set to enter the American spotlight on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul McCartney is all over the headlines as of late, but that doesn't mean that Mills hasn't been receiving a large amount of stress over her highly publicized divorce battle. Heather Mills has harassed ever since she separated from McCartney and has had to call 999 (the British equivalent of 911) several times to deal with increasingly uncomfortable situations. How, British police are asking Heather Mills to use more discretion before calling 999 for non-emergency matters.
While the police have claimed that the 39-year-old former model is calling the police much too often, Heather Mills has come out to say that she needs police protection from the "huge powers" that she believes are after her. In an interview with the BBC given on Thursday, Heather Mills said, "There is a huge agenda behind trying to destroy me and put me down." Mills explained, "There are huge powers that create these things for reasons of their own." Mills has repeatedly claimed that her continuing divorce battle with Sir Paul McCarntney has made her the subject of a negative press campaign, which she claims has resulted in death threats.
Though the death threats against her certainly warrant a 999 call, police have claimed Mills has called the emergency number for less than pressing matters, such as being tailed by the paparazzi. Now, police in the southern England town of Hove, where Mills has spent much of her time recently, have said that if Heather's repeated calls continue, they may be forced to take her complains less seriously. Chief Superintendent of Brighton and Hove Police Kevin Moore was quoted by E Online as saying, "We are having to spend a disproportionate amount of time on one particular person." Kevin Moore states that, "We are duty-bound to respond, but clearly people who make lots of calls to the police run the risk of being treated as the little boy who cried wolf."
Authorities will see a break from the Heather Mills emergency calls for the next few weeks as Mills will travel to America to compete in ABC's Dancing With the Stars, which stars on Monday. While she is in America, Heather Mills will be out of the jurisdiction of the Hove police, offering them a respite from her continuous calls. However, it seems Mills will be returning to England once her stint on Dancing With the Stars comes to an end. Mills told GMTV on Thursday that, "I would never live in America. I've never even thought of living in America. I'm here with my family and I live here."
It seems that Heather Mills may soon have the money to live wherever she pleases, as reports surfaced earlier in the week that Mills may have already accepted a $56 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney, which will see her receive a large amount of cash along with one of the couple's properties. The reported divorce settlement will see both Mills and McCartney receiving joint custody of the couple's three-year-old daughter, Beatrice. While the media has portrayed Heather Mills and Paul McCartney as enemies, E Online quoted Mills as admitting, "I'll always love Paul. He's the father of my child and I'll always have strong feelings for him."
While the media has recently focused on the multiple 999 calls made by Heather Mills, she has been focusing on Dancing. Mills was quoted by the Globe and Mail, where she said, "Yes, I've got an artificial leg, yes, I'm going to dance, yes, I'm going to do the best I can, and hopefully it will inspire people." Responding to recent reports, Mills said, "It won't come off. As much as everyone would love it to go flying, I'm sure it's not going to come off."