Dont you just hate retards..

i dont mean the mentally disabled or /b/ peeps, i mean the kinds of people you meet in everyday life that have their head so far up their fucking ass they cant see daylight, people that are so fucking stupid they cant see straight, people that are so fucking moronic they need to be hit over the head with a sledgehammer.

Sometimes when I'm on the train, a group of retards will get on, and their commander will tell them all to sit in one section. I always pray they don't sit down next to me, because then people will think I'm part of the group of retards. So when they do, I always take out a book and start reading, so hopefully people will be able to distinguish between me and them.