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Haha I think my friend impregnated his mom.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 11:17 ID:Zq+GqIBD

What a douche.

I doubt it was his dad because his parents are divorced;
Most likely a laundry accident. ;) HAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 12:10 ID:/oZNnmiu

lulz fucked up kidz

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 14:40 ID:wLJihY7J

His mom was doing nude yoga and he walked into the room while ejaculating, and a wild shot made its way to her cooter.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 16:00 ID:6PAIt2PO

>>3
That makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 16:01 ID:/oZNnmiu

nice nude yoga

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 18:37 ID:RV90y9JU

Why the fuck would you walk around ejaculating?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 19:17 ID:Bk3wiTn5

>>6
Don't act like you don't do that.

*walks to the kitchen ejaculating*

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 19:26 ID:P1kwzgGg

>>7
*ejaculates into post*

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 21:43 ID:Heaven

Heaven is my ID.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My ID is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My ID without me is useless. Without my ID, I am useless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 4:53 ID:C40B3153

Crack much?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 4:57 ID:Heaven

Heaven is my ID.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My ID is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My ID without me is useless. Without my ID, I am useless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 5:57 ID:fvbcW0rv

It's pretty natural behaviour.  You know, the few tribes of South Americans, Polynesian, and African tribes that haven't fully taken on the modern way of life show us this.  Guys will walk around, whether looking for food, going to a source of raw materials, travelling to a neighbouring village, all the while ejaculating.  Even just strolling amongst the huts, they will squirt some out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 8:16 ID:Heaven

Heaven is my ID.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My ID is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My ID without me is useless. Without my ID, I am useless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 20:45 ID:0dUEArFm

XD

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-07 9:33 ID:Heaven

balls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-07 16:44 ID:muz0pqwI

incest just jumped the shark

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-07 16:47 ID:9JugAX7V

incest is disgusting. OPs friend should become an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-07 18:56 ID:JmcT8sSp

Yeah and I impregnated my sister by masturbating in the bathtub...
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