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Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-03 19:06
ID:qmwSiuH/
In my Heaven, I like to imagine Jesus, with giant eagle wings, singin' lead vocals for Lynard Skynard. And I'm in the front row, just hammmmerred.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-03 19:46
ID:sVZnMJ/X
If this be Heaven, then where be my Loli's?
8
Name:
Allah
2007-03-03 19:55
ID:Heaven
>>7
72 virgins doesn't mean 72 lolis.
These virgins are all 68 years old. Enjoy them all and thanks for blowing youself up lol.
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-03 20:29
ID:s+ECrr0n
>>8
Nooo, they must be lolis. No girl can last to the age of 17 without having sex. So they can be at least young teens, Pedobear will accept both.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-13 15:19
ID:nYM27lLZ
I am female. I am 18. I am a virgin.
Lulz.
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-14 12:36
ID:aVpM+UHn
>>9
Mother Teresa, Katherine Harris and probably Janet Reno.
There's something to picture in your head and make you puke.
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-14 15:59
ID:/iLR36jE
I have to agree
I mean there aren't gonna be hot girls in heaven
your best bet is to commit a few sins and go down to the old fire pit
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-14 18:13
ID:GI9pT5zQ
>>10
sup
wanna go out?
mcdonalds you pay lets have sex
16
Name:
Anonymous
2007-03-15 15:27
ID:s02gP2SQ
Uh, little on the chubby side yeah.
But, no to McDonalds.. my God, occasionally, like, once a year, yeah, but.. I feel kinda sick when I hear the name.
Also, I'm losing weight.. thus, making myself able to get laid. :D