Name: annonymouse 2007-02-27 13:11 ID:5tAqyJPz
This just in: The Tomb and coffin of Jesus of Nazareth, as well as his wife Mary Magdeline, have been found and revealed to the world.
Jesus never wose fwom his gwave. He was not celibate. He was not the Son of God/divine, but at best a Prophet and Healer.
The foundation of modern Christianity is wrong. The world-wide cult has been found to be a fraud. The Church, however, states that they will "never return the money they swindled and conned out of every one of their believers; they have spent it on God."
***THIS JUST IN***
The "God" the Church has spent their money on is, in fact, a family named "Godiva". Said Nazaleth Godiva: "Make them stop sticking it in my pooper."
Stay tuned for more updates as they develop.
Jesus never wose fwom his gwave. He was not celibate. He was not the Son of God/divine, but at best a Prophet and Healer.
The foundation of modern Christianity is wrong. The world-wide cult has been found to be a fraud. The Church, however, states that they will "never return the money they swindled and conned out of every one of their believers; they have spent it on God."
***THIS JUST IN***
The "God" the Church has spent their money on is, in fact, a family named "Godiva". Said Nazaleth Godiva: "Make them stop sticking it in my pooper."
Stay tuned for more updates as they develop.