I had serious sleep paralysis last night.

I woke up around 6am and couldn't move for about a half hour. I swear to god there was something moving around at the end of my bed and it freaked me the fuck out.

I'm getting drunk as shit tonight so it doesn't happen again and I can get some sleep for a couple hours. It doesn't happen as often or as bad when someone else is in the house, but my housemate is out of town for the weekend.

This sucks

It comming for you

its a buttrape ghost

that's some scary stuff.

especially when I had never even hear of "sleep paralysis" and didn't know what was going on.


try blinking your eyes or wiggling your fingers and toes to get your brain to "re-engage". then get up and do something for 1/2 and hour before trying to go back to sleep.

next time it happens, try visualizing moving your hands toward your face, as if you're reading a book and you're going in for a really close look.  o-o

ps.
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same person

You're afraid of invisible monsters making noises under your bed?

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Yep. Lube up your ass ahead of time. Or dry it out with rubbing alcohol if you enjoy tearing.

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I think you have other more serious problems to deal with.

lol at IDs

Pop your balls out the hole. Go show people on the street.